I'd like to think
I know.

-

oh-oh-ohhh
knitting is the new nu
-rave
is there a word for that?
over-use of hyphens
accessorising my work thats it making it look pretty
doesn't scan without it.

I consider myself
pro crastination.
If it's crastinate, I'm for it.
On the border of Procrasti -
- nation.
Nation.
That's it.

See what I did there?
Took me a while to think that one up.
Don't be silly, it's not a waste of my time,
there's always more time to come
'time cannot be wasted', as Granny used to tell me
before she died.

[giggle.
  Granny smelt of aniseed.
  and she had gnomes in her garden.
  I hated those gnomes.
  Granny liked crochet.
  I liked cricket.
  So I smashed the gnomes with my cricket bat
  and cried like it was an accident.
  Always forgiving. Gran didnt have time to hold a grudge]


But that's not me.
Me. I'm gonna live forever, me.